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... lol... C'mon man... are you playin around or are you anti-social? I'm a writer, I went to college to think of wack ass stuff. Creative writing is my forte'. lol... You didn't think it was funny one bit. Don't get me wrong, I love microsoft... it just popped into the old peaunut... lol...